Nov
24

Honey, get the goulash going

By Zeno

The Great White Hunter has finally to manage to spend an hour in a tree stand without sleeping most of the time. The story is that his riffle fell out of the tree and scared the living daylights out of the deer who was walking nearby. The unfortunate consequences were that deer got so scared he hit the tree  head on in panic and passed out. The great white hunter dragged the deer to camp and skinned it. After the skin was removed the dizzy and hairless deer woke up and ran away. He was chased by angry mob but they didn’t have to go very far. Once the deer realized that he was “naked” he jumped off the cliff to its dead. Beware of anyone offering you deer meat with crushed bones and claiming that the deer “fell”. We know what happened….

 

Two more weeks to publication. Yeah, we are nervous

 

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Comments

  1. Tommy says:

    Nice one bobbito!

  2. mr.lentini says:

    whats with the tiny horns is that a jackalope?

  3. Great White Hunter says:

    LOL!!! Very funny!!!!
    Small four pointer, my first deer with a rifle.
    Now its time for back straps wrapped in bacon!! Yummy

  4. Tommy says:

    Tell the truth GWH you killed that thing brooklyn style.
    Snuck up on it in the woods with a BLACKJACK .
    BANG ZOOM! BING!

  5. Dennis says:

    Hi Zeno,
    the best of luck on your new magazine.

    Tight lines

    Dennis

  6. Ed Messina says:

    Where’s my sausage?

  7. Zeno says:

    Thanks Dennis

  8. jason says:

    That poor neighborhood dog

  9. Nip says:

    My grandfather used to say “you can’t eat horns”

  10. Great White Hunter says:

    Ed

    sausage being made now, picking it up friday!!!!!

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